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but mainly arctic monkeys, sherlock, doctor who and then random stuff. --- There's magic in ALEX TURNERS voice ---


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gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

Nick can have the pub, Jamie can have the farm, Matt can have the solo record and I’ll have the breakdown.
Alex Turner on the future, GQ magazine October 2013 (via iwantabrickbybrick)

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

*song starts playing*
me: creates a whole oscar worthy montage in my head with flashbacks dramatic shots fade outs and everything of my otp

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

asharomi:

kissing-whiskey:

thatseanguyblogs:

yourladydisdain:

hipstermoriarty:

mockeryd:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

peopleasproducts:

Sexism 60’s

jesus???????????????

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense?

When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

Hey Everyone, just an FYI…. This is not over. This is not exclusive to “our parents generation”

http://imageryandculturespring2014.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/dolce-gabbana-ad-sexist.jpg

http://i6.cdnds.net/13/49/450x450/dc-metro-sexist-advert-life-and-travel-news-handbagcom_2.jpg

http://i6.cdnds.net/14/04/450x328/ford-india-car-advert-sexist-adverts-that-we-cant-believe-were-made-life-news-handbagcom.jpg

Oh hey look, a Hardee’s ad

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sexist-super-bowl.jpg

http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/styles/300x300/public/2014/02/21/now%20open_1.jpg?itok=aKhHa21T

http://hellogiggles.hellogiggles.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/04/76275084vm0-700x463.jpg

Then there's this .http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr06/26/9/enhanced-25080-1401111661-16.jpgimage

Oh! OK then.

Wow. Way harsh, Tai.

What.

Oh, you think this vodka advert is in poor taste?

These advertisements had to go through layers of people. Someone said, “this is my idea” to a room of people and then sold the idea for money.

moonemojii:

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
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The Strokes by Cody Smyth.

mizulily:

Hi guys, I felt like I should really share this experience with you. Recently I decided to conduct something of a…social experiment.

The first photo is of me in casual wear. It’s pretty mismatched. I was wearing my pajama top over my tee and had black pants on. My hairs messed up and everything. I look unprofessional, and it’s intended.

I took a walk through an inner city neighbourhood of Brisbane. I asked the police for directions to the library. I bought a krispy kreme doughnut from the 7 11. I went inside the mall and was asked to try free samples several times. I bought the first volume from SnK from Angus and Robert’s. I wasn’t treated any differently, the reactions were warm and friendly. My outfit didn’t effect anything at all.

The second image is me in a salwaar. The hair took effort to get into curls. (Sorry, the mirror was foggy) I had a bit of make up on. I looked good. The outfit was ironed and it looked much better than the previous one. I went to the same shops an hour later. Asked the same guard where the library was. Bought another krispy kreme.

The reactions were totally different. There were no thank you’s. No one asked me to try a sample. The guard was annoyed. When I went into the bookstore the lady at the register followed me around the whole time. When I bought a copy of ‘The storyteller’ by Jodi Picoult, she asked me if I had enough money with me before she scanned it.

I am a fourteen year old girl who has lived overseas for three years. Never have I faced such blatant discrimination.

What is this supposed to mean? You’re good to go as long as you don’t embrace your traditional values? Is this why south Asian girls are embarrassed to wear their saris and salwaars in the open? Is this why we refuse to wear our bindi and play the harmonium? Is this why we think it’s better to be well spoken in English that Bangla, Urdu, or Hindi.

When white people embrace my traditional values, they’re open minded. When I do it, I’m suddenly a nuisance. I’m automatically expected to not be well spoken. I’m automatically a suspect for shop lifting.

Think about that.